Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
