If that was your dad, he is hot
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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