Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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