you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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