Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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