508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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