White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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