It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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