covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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