On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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