turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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