Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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