Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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