id be glad to
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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