My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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