stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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