Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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