Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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