But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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