I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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