Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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