I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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