HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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