i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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