she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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