google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
