Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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