She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I love you. Go after that dick
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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