My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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