I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Walk of Shame today included voting.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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