Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
