why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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