i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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