Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There's always time for handjobs
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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