Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
