Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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