CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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