My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
