while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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