sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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