I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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