just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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