your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Randomize
