No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Randomize
