all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
