I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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