wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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