It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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