this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
