I just cut my nipple shaving
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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